This could probably considered as a contest!
Will a bunch of you guys design me a tattoo?
When I leave school I want a lovely stylised octopus on my left shoulder, spreading slightly accross the top of my chest and left shoulderblade. It must be just black, but if you think it would really suit it you can add colour I guess.
I'll probably get no one doing anything for me, but it's nice to ask. The one I choose will win the honour of having their tattoo actually tattooed onto me

How good is that?
